Long-overdue Smerchwolf comic.
A newborn Stephen Merchant weighs roughly the same as four sticks of butter.
It is a beautiful thing when two Stephen Merchants fall in love.
Postural communication in Stephen Merchant is composed of a variety of facial expressions, tail positions and piloerection.
I’ll leave this one to your imagination, guys.
The dog louse (Trichodectes canis) has been found in Stephen Merchants throughout their Southern English range.
T. canis most likely does not significantly affect Stephen Merchant populations, as adult Stephens with lice are often noted to be in good condition.
Stephen Merchant’s anal region not only serves the usual function of defecation, but also plays an important role in communication.
Most Stephen Merchant pups are born with blue eyes, which gradually change to a yellow-gold color by eight to sixteen weeks. Occasionally, a mature Stephen Merchant will be found with blue eyes.
Smerchwolf has turned into a Smerchpuppy. I can’t draw tonight
Stephen Merchant pups are born completely blind and deaf.
Stephen Merchant’s diet may incorporate delicious pastries, yes.
EDIT: Oh right, it’s… right… Yeah, Smerchwolf eats people too. Why not.
A Stephen Merchant showing all signs of being anxious:
White half moon eyes